#[ WILL RECOVER !! ]
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the-real-google · 5 months ago
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To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)
LIMITED TIME OFFER:
For every note this gets I will kill one (1) acephobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.
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valentinos-pimp · 7 months ago
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Based on one of the funniest scenes from @prince-liest’s fanfic series 666: Live on Air!
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nalonzooo · 1 month ago
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my favorite goobers
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scp-4999 · 1 year ago
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this made me laugh out loud in the theater BUT THE RATIO???? 😭😭😭
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clarisimart · 2 months ago
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you haven't seen your ex in years and you want to show him how over him you are, but oh no, he went from a nerdy out-of-his-depth twunk to action hero GILF (grunkle i'd like to *REDACTED*)
commission info here
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hansoeii · 1 year ago
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ghost-bxrd · 5 months ago
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Prompt:
Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.
Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.
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lovetositinsilence · 1 year ago
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we could have been… us.
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secondbeatsongs · 1 year ago
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source
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hunxi-after-hours · 4 months ago
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"If rest becomes a form of recovery from work, as is the case today, it loses its specific ontological value. It no longer represents an independent, higher form of existence and degenerates into a derivative of work. Today's compulsion of production perpetuates work and thus eliminates that sacred silence. Life becomes entirely profane, desecrated."
—Han Byung-Chul, The Disappearance of Rituals (trans. Daniel Steuer)
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kenchann · 3 months ago
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new tweel cards in august iam so cooked
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razzafrazzle · 2 months ago
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I think that I've only drawn Ford like. 3 times in my entire life. so here's some Fordsy (and some Fiddsy. and a Bill I guess)
[image description: a page of drawings of ford, mcgucket, and bill cipher from gravity falls. near the top are two portraits of ford, one in the gravity falls style and the other in a more realistic style. next to that is a simple doodle of ford and mcgucket smiling and embracing with the caption "old man yaoi!" beneath them. in the bottom left is a simple drawing of a younger ford, and next to that is a drawing of bill with a speech bubble saying "i'm here too! also i'm hatless for spacing reasons". next to that is bill's hat, as well as mcgucket in an orange and brown 70s-style outfit and a braided beard, and he is sitting on the ground, lost in thought. end id]
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local-space-case · 2 months ago
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“Bill fumbled so bad” No, FORD fumbled. Fiddleford left his wife, his son, his home to live with Ford and create experiments together. He gave Ford two handmade christmas gifts and forgot to get his wife anything. He went back to Gravity Falls and saved Ford from Krampus after fighting with his wife.
And Ford still wanted to fuck the triangle.
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feymaid · 9 months ago
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I could get the clink for life, or the electric chair. But I don’t want to die a virgin.
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diezmil10000 · 9 months ago
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besando a mi amiga para que recupere maná (⁠●⁠’⁠3⁠)⁠♡⁠(⁠ε⁠`⁠●⁠)
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hansoeii · 8 months ago
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crowley
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